Things I Love to Wear

Things I Love (to Wear) Gurl, You Fake Edition

Normally with my personal style I’m aiming for goth Manson girl meets Molly Ringwald’s boss in Pretty in Pink but lately (and by lately I mean the last 24 hours) I’ve been really into wearing plastic. Let’s explore this until it’s too much. If you don’t squeak when you walk then you’re not living life right!

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These platform jelly wedges I found on Amazon are stupid enough that I want to wear them every day. Also, whenever I question why some people think I’m a teenager please reference this post. The reviews on these are all over the place but they will not stop me from buying them! I am moving to Louisiana! I need a new summer shoe! Seriously though, the customer pictures are a little much. But for $19.99 I am down to gamble.

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This high waisted vinyl skirt from ASOS is a God damned dream. I almost broke my rule about buying bottoms online to buy this skirt (I have a big ass…). Will someone with a less confusing body buy this and tell me how it fits? Live the dream.

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I have so many thoughts about this halter top from COCKROACHvtg and literally all of them are good. She also has a PVC halter covered in stickers. PLEASE CHECK OUT THIS GEM OF AN ETSY SHOP. I am honestly shocked that I haven’t seen anyone wearing one of these at The Crown.

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Things I Love to Wear

Things I Love (to Wear) JEWELRY. It’s a Thing.

Jewelry! Honestly, I hardly wear it (save for a few rings and a gold bracelet) but there’s nothing better to elevate a daily uniform of t-shirt and jeans.

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This pendant necklace from MG Stilwaggon Designs is bad ass. Full disclosure, MG was my roommate in college and I absolutely adore her. She’s an incredibly talented artist and jewelry is like mini pieces of art at that you can wear. Buy some art! It’s an investment.

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I didn’t know that I needed a giant ass cocktail ring until I saw this giant ass cocktail ring from Stellarium Jewelry. You guys! It has metaphysical properties! Perhaps I am drawn to it because my boyfriend is a Pisces and I’m getting over a sore throat? Maybe I just like giant shiny things. For all you Baltimoreans, Stellarium Jewelry can also be found at Milk & Ice in Hampden (where you can find FUCKING BOLO TIES. BOLO TIES FOREVER).

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I may be totally against feet and feet adjacent jewelry, but this anklet is alright. Like, I love Double Indemnity so how against anklets can I really be? Besides the only time I took a real hard stance against foot jewelry was when my mother told me she wanted a toe ring. Who wants their mother wearing a toe ring? Speaking of moms though, something about this anklet paired with a Birkenstock just screams sexy Brooklyn Mom to me and, you know what? I’m okay with that.

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