Things I Love to Wear

Things I Love (to Wear) Gurl, You Fake Edition

Normally with my personal style I’m aiming for goth Manson girl meets Molly Ringwald’s boss in Pretty in Pink but lately (and by lately I mean the last 24 hours) I’ve been really into wearing plastic. Let’s explore this until it’s too much. If you don’t squeak when you walk then you’re not living life right!

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These platform jelly wedges I found on Amazon are stupid enough that I want to wear them every day. Also, whenever I question why some people think I’m a teenager please reference this post. The reviews on these are all over the place but they will not stop me from buying them! I am moving to Louisiana! I need a new summer shoe! Seriously though, the customer pictures are a little much. But for $19.99 I am down to gamble.

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This high waisted vinyl skirt from ASOS is a God damned dream. I almost broke my rule about buying bottoms online to buy this skirt (I have a big ass…). Will someone with a less confusing body buy this and tell me how it fits? Live the dream.

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I have so many thoughts about this halter top from COCKROACHvtg and literally all of them are good. She also has a PVC halter covered in stickers. PLEASE CHECK OUT THIS GEM OF AN ETSY SHOP. I am honestly shocked that I haven’t seen anyone wearing one of these at The Crown.

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Things I Love to Wear

Things I Love (to Wear) RIP Bebe Edition

When I saw on WWD that Bebe would be shutting down its brick and mortar stores to focus on its online business I was shocked. What is a mall without an empty Bebe surrounded by teenage girls laughing at the freakum dresses in the window?

There’s nothing more delightful than a classic Bebe logo tank. It reminds me of summer camp counselors, crunchy curls, cleaning ladies, and babysitters. Get one while you still can!! Nostalgia’s working for us and these tanks are gonna be BIG in a few years. I look forward to going to a bar I’m too old for and seeing art school students covered in body glitter wearing Bebe tanks with platform sneakers and listening to frightening music I do not understand but thoroughly enjoy.

Herve Leger bandage dresses may not be in style anymore, but they always will at Bebe. Where will the Real Housewives of OC buy dresses now? How will that one girl who really loves horses turn it out and surprise everyone with her boobs at prom?

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This is actually just a cute dress that I likeI’m not supposed to buy more clothes but, like, I’m sure they’re going to have some great sales in store. What if I just hopped on over to the mall and bought a dress? NBD.

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